If I channel one of my other IDs, an average West Virginia voter or an average Kentucky voter, my thoughts go like this:
Fox TV done said he was a Muslim and they have all them purty blonds. They have Hannity and Bret Hume. Rush like’s ‘em.
Barak Obama if thets the way ya spell it. He’s a Muslim. All Muslims is bad ’cause they done blowed up them buildin’s in New York, and his name it rhymes with Osama and he’s bad.
Hillary has experience ’cause her husband done slept with every anatomical female on the planet he could git his hands on and thets experience for any woman.
He keeps doin’ it when he goes off on his billionaire friend’s plane–thet Ron Burkle.
Ah don’t care where they got their 101 plus million bucks. She stands in a pickup truck where she has probably bin livin’ when she’s not in her multi-million dollar homes in DC and Chippequa.
Hillaruh is gonna bring gas down from pushin’ $4 a gallon and headed for $5 and $6 even though she can’t use a gas pump or a coffee machine a pre-schooler could use in a Magic Mart to $1 a gallon and she’s gonna save me all kinds of money $28 a month buys a whole lot of Tic Tocks and stuff and he’ll the roads in West Virginny suck anyway. Economists–we don’t need none of ‘em. Mah daughter brought home a used Samuelson and ah used it to prop up the shelf thet was wobblin’.
I saw thet Terry McAuliffe on TV and yeah he does look happy and ah do want to smoke whatever he’s smokin ’cause some people call him delusional, but ahm votin’ for Hillruh ’cause she’s a white girl and not no Muslim. Hell they could blow up Churchill Downs or 4th Street in Louisville, the Clark Memorial Bridge or Independence Hall once he got his Muslim Osama hands on them nukes and thet football.
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If I channel one of my other IDs, an average West Virginia voter or an average Kentucky voter, my thoughts go like this:
Fox TV done said he was a Muslim and they have all them purty blonds. They have Hannity and Bret Hume. Rush like’s ‘em.
Barak Obama if thets the way ya spell it. He’s a Muslim. All Muslims is bad ’cause they done blowed up them buildin’s in New York, and his name it rhymes with Osama and he’s bad.
Hillary has experience ’cause her husband done slept with every anatomical female on the planet he could git his hands on and thets experience for any woman.
He keeps doin’ it when he goes off on his billionaire friend’s plane–thet Ron Burkle.
Ah don’t care where they got their 101 plus million bucks. She stands in a pickup truck where she has probably bin livin’ when she’s not in her multi-million dollar homes in DC and Chippequa.
Hillaruh is gonna bring gas down from pushin’ $4 a gallon and headed for $5 and $6 even though she can’t use a gas pump or a coffee machine a pre-schooler could use in a Magic Mart to $1 a gallon and she’s gonna save me all kinds of money $28 a month buys a whole lot of Tic Tocks and stuff and he’ll the roads in West Virginny suck anyway. Economists–we don’t need none of ‘em. Mah daughter brought home a used Samuelson and ah used it to prop up the shelf thet was wobblin’.
I saw thet Terry McAuliffe on TV and yeah he does look happy and ah do want to smoke whatever he’s smokin ’cause some people call him delusional, but ahm votin’ for Hillruh ’cause she’s a white girl and not no Muslim. Hell they could blow up Churchill Downs or 4th Street in Louisville, the Clark Memorial Bridge or Independence Hall once he got his Muslim Osama hands on them nukes and thet football.